And they came to the place which the scriptwriters had told him of; and Rambo built an ambush there, and laid the wood in order, and bound Teasle the sheriff, and laid him on the altar upon the wood.

And Rambo stretched forth his hand, and took the M60 to slay Sheriff Teasle.

And the angel of the Lord, the Archangel Colonel Trautman, called unto him out of heaven, and said, Rambo, Rambo: and he said, Here am I.

And he said, Don’t do it! Listen to me, Rambo; you have no chance. Drop your weapon. I’ll order the chopper in to fly you back to Bragg.

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